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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organizations, places, events, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

  Copyright © 2017 J-F. DUBEAU

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  Published by Inkshares, Inc., San Francisco, California

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  Edited by Adam Gomolin, Matthew Harry, and Kaitlin Severini

  Cover design by M.S. Corley and interior design by Kevin G. Summers

  ISBN: 9781942645351

  e-ISBN: 9781942645368

  Library of Congress Control Number: 2016942387

  First edition

  Printed in the United States of America

  “Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea; but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which had never died.”

  —HP Lovecraft, Call of the Cthulhu

  PROLOGUE

  REGRETS ARE THE INSTRUMENTS by which we learn. We tend not to repeat the mistakes we truly regret. They may cause us pain, but regrets push us to better our lives. We regret how we treat our first love, but it teaches us to be a better partner. We regret being lazy in school, but it reminds us to apply ourselves in the workplace later. We may be troubled by our regrets, but we don’t carry them with us for the rest of our lives. Instead they become milestones, honor badges that remind us how we’ve grown.

  Remorse, however, is a much deeper feeling. What wouldn’t we do to take back the circumstances that birthed those scars? For Nathan Joseph Cicero, the answer was “nothing.” He was a man well acquainted with remorse, and most of his came at a young age.

  Back then, the small village of Saint-Ferdinand was little more than a crossroads encircled by a handful of farms and orchards. All told, a little over a hundred individuals inhabited the region. But that was on the verge of changing.

  It was the summer of 1873. The province of Quebec was then part of the nascent confederacy of Canada. The recent changes in the political landscape had taken time to trickle down to rural areas, but it was anticipated that villages like Saint-Ferdinand would see an influx of inexpensive labor and new residents.

  Nathan was twelve at the time. His father had decided that his son would to be sent to boarding school in the fall to receive a formal education. It was a significant investment for the Cicero farm, but one that would pay for itself with the knowledge and contacts Nathan would bring back with him. The family was putting their hopes and dreams on Nathan, but the boy felt more than up to the task. It would be an exciting adventure.

  But first, he planned to enjoy his last summer in Saint-Ferdinand. To climb the orchard trees with his friends, fish in the local pond, and explore the depths of the nearby virgin woods. The whole while, there was much ribbing from his playmates about how much the big city would change him. Nathan, they said, would come back with a snooty attitude and fancy clothes. He would forget his roots. But they were only teasing. They knew that the Ciceros were not the type to get carried away by their own success, least of all Nathan. So it was that he; his best friend, Jonathan; and the Richards twins decided that exploring the forest would be their big summer project. To modern sensibilities this may not seem like much of an adventure, but in the late nineteenth century there were still thousands of acres in North America where no living man had set foot. Places either forgotten or forbidden. Venturing deep into those woods was not a journey of imagined risks and make-believe dangers. This was to be an adventure as real as the boys had ever experienced, one with more peril than they could have anticipated.

  The first few days were all fun and games. They knew which parts of the forest were used by hunters and trappers and kept clear of those areas, preferring to delve into unknown territory. At first, their day trips were shallow and timid. They’d walk perhaps an hour before marking their progress and turning back. However, as the first week came to an end, the boys felt emboldened. They packed their bags with provisions and water, calling them “rations,” to give their preparations an air of importance. None of their parents would allow them to sleep in the woods, so Nathan and his friends had to leave at sunrise in order to return before the daylight vanished.

  There is a hypnotic quality to walking in the wild for extended periods of time. After the first half hour, talk between the boys ceased. All that remained was the sound of their own footsteps and thoughts, set to the background music of birdsong. They’d chosen their day well. While the weather was warm, there was a slight breeze that managed to find its way between the trees. Although the sun was harsh, its light was filtered by the thick canopy of leaves and pine needles.

  They walked for what felt like an eternity. Eenis Richards, the younger twin by a full four minutes, had initially complained about the boredom. He’d wanted to play games or sing songs to alleviate the tedium. But soon, even he was taken over by the serenity of the journey. Like four ants, they walked in a line, their trance unbroken as they crossed clearings, jumped over narrow streams, and wound their way between increasingly large and ancient trees.

  It was the silence that eventually broke the spell. How long they’d been walking without the accompanying cacophony of forest noise, it was hard to say, but all four boys noticed the quiet at the same time. Nathan, who had been in front, stopped dead in his tracks, half-expecting the others to bump into him. Instead his friends all stepped up to stand beside him.

  They were in a small clearing. The area was bursting with life. Tall, wild grass covered the ground, a chaotic mix of plant species that could be hiding all manner of rocks and hazards. The trees that towered overhead were old and ominous. Yet, of all the things that could have played on their nerves, it was the eerie silence that tugged at the imagination.

  “Nathan?” Jonathan’s voice felt alien to him as he spoke.

  The Cicero boy didn’t respond. He was transfixed by something at the opposite edge of the clearing.

  “Look,” he said, and pointed after a moment. “A cave.”

  It was difficult to see, buried behind a curtain of tall brush, but there it was, low to the ground, a dark hole in the limestone. The opening was framed by the roots of a particularly large oak tree that stretched toward the clouds. Of all the vegetation in the clearing, it was the only thing devoid of life.

  The boys approached the cave entrance carefully, both to avoid taking a misstep in the thick weeds and also because of the clearing’s unsettling atmosphere.

  “Whoa!” Nathan cried out all of a sudden. His arms went akimbo, blocking his friends from stepping farther. He couldn’t tell if they’d seen what he had, but he was certain that they were no longer alone. Something was in the cave. Its eyes glinted in the darkness.

  “I see it,” Jonathan confirmed in a whisper. “What is it?”

  “Not a bear. The eyes are too close together,” Eenis said.

  “They look almost . . . human.” Nathan dropped his arms but forced himself to not run away.

  “We should go,” Jonathan said, voicing what the others were ashamed to admit.

  “Pleeeease . . . stay.” The words had been issued from the cavern, piercing the air with a sound that soothed the soul and eased the mind.

  As the voice dissipated, a body crawled from the shadows of the cave. At first, it walked on all fours, awkwardly scuttling on the ground like a beetle or a spider. Its limbs were clearly human, though pale as porcelain, and its elbows and knees were bent at odd angles. Twitching and shuddering, it rose up on its feet. The creat
ure seemed to study the boys as it stood, adopting their stance and posture. It was naked, but neither male nor female. Its body was roughly the same size as Nathan’s and his friends’, but smooth and featureless. Its skin had the texture of unscarred moonlight.

  Nathan wondered how the thing knew English. It was like no Native American he’d ever seen, nor any other human. It didn’t resemble any of the creatures he’d heard of in stories, either. Neither society nor folklore had a name for whatever had crawled out of the hole beneath the dead oak tree. Then it occurred to him that whatever the thing was, it hadn’t spoken. Not words, anyway, but rather clear concepts, sent directly into their minds.

  “Who are you?” Nathan finally asked.

  The creature studied its hands like it had never seen them before. “I’m not . . . sure how to explain.”

  There was a sort of vulnerability to the thing. It seemed fragile, almost swaying in the wind that blew through the weeds. Nathan gave up on figuring out what the creature was, and chose to feel sorry for it instead. As the seconds ticked on, however, the thing appeared to be increasingly disturbed by its situation. The feeling was so strong as to be contagious, infecting the boys with a growing sense of dread.

  “Do . . . Would you like to play a game or something?” Nathan offered, desperate to break through the creature’s apparent anxiety.

  It cocked its head to consider the offer. The cloud of panic that hung over the clearing vanished immediately. “Yes. A game. I think I’d like that.”

  Nathan, Jonathan, and the Richards twins spent the rest of their afternoon playing with a creature they couldn’t begin to understand. Their games were simple. They had no ball, and little room to participate in anything too elaborate. What they did have was plenty of places to hide, so they spent their time improvising a half dozen variations on hide-and-seek.

  Eventually, it came time to leave. The creature showed signs of alarm until Nathan and the boys swore that they’d be back the next day. Why wouldn’t they? The cave-thing might be strange, but when else would they be able to spend time with such an inhuman curiosity? This was especially true for Nathan, to whom the stranger represented everything he would be losing when he moved to the big city.

  The rest of the summer passed quickly. On most days, the boys would go into the woods to visit with their new playmate. They eventually settled on calling it “him,” mostly because doing otherwise while it remained naked would have been uncomfortable. Though they had decided on a gender, they could never settle on a name for their new friend. They also didn’t ask much about the creature. Not where it came from nor why the area around his cave was devoid of animals. They were at an age where such details held little importance. He was their playmate, and their secret, and that was all that mattered to them.

  He, however, was learning a great deal from the boys. Most of what he learned regarded games and their rules. Rules were very important to him. On more than one occasion, Eenis might cheat a little, and that would send the stranger into a fit of rage. It was as if he couldn’t understand the mechanics of rule breaking. Each time, Nathan would soothe him and try to explain. He could not change the creature’s attitude nor get to the core of why even the slightest bending of the rules upset his bizarre friend to unreasonable levels, so instead he had to settle for simply appeasing his rage.

  “Rules are like promises. Why make them if you intend to break them?” That was the closest thing to an explanation Nathan got from the stranger. Of course, the boy knew that life wasn’t that simple, but how to explain that to something that had crawled out from a hole in the ground?

  Perhaps he should have tried, though, as things inevitably came to a head one day in late August. There was less than a week before Nathan was to leave for Montreal. As usual, the boys were playing with their friend in the forest.

  Guilt was already wearing heavily on Nathan’s shoulders. It was clear that, among the four children who ventured into the woods to visit the creature, he was the one who related to it best. It trusted him. Either in spite of or because of that, Nathan had yet to tell his friend that he would be leaving, and each day it became that much harder to bring up the subject. As he debated the issue in his mind, another incident erupted.

  “You cheated!” the creature admonished. A quick look immediately determined that it was Jonathan who was the culprit.

  It wasn’t the first such occurrence, and each time, the stranger had become more and more enraged. They were playing a variation on the game of tag that the creature seemed especially fond of. The rules were simple: as long as you were being watched, you could not move or run from the player who was currently “it.” The trick was to try to distract “it,” then stay out of sight, adding an element of hide-and-seek to the game. As with all of their games, the creature took the rules extremely seriously.

  “I wasn’t cheating!” Jonathan countered. This was a first. Before, he had always been too intimidated by the strange creature to defend himself and instead admitted fault, hoping to move on from the confrontation. His new bold attitude did not sit well with his accuser.

  “You did . . . ,” said the cave-thing, surprised at the boy’s contradiction. “You did, and now you’re lying about it!”

  Throughout the summer, the creature’s skin had become darker and more textured, losing some of its ethereal quality. The boys had assumed this was due to it being in the sun for the first time in God knows how long. Now, as they watched, rage seemed to consume the stranger, sending a ripple through its skin and leaving it a shade darker. Its posture also changed, going from an almost regal stance to the low, looming crouch of a predator.

  “N-no!” Jonathan wasn’t contradicting the creature, Nathan was sure of that, but rather expressing his sudden fear at the situation. The subtlety was lost in his panic as the stranger crept closer to Jonathan.

  Trying to get away, the boy stumbled and fell to the ground. A cry broke from his lungs. Nathan could have sworn he saw a look of concern flash over the creature’s face before it leaped toward Jonathan. And then things fell apart.

  Jonathan, still in the grip of his increasing fear, threw a rock at the stranger, hitting it square in the jaw. At that moment, the creature went from friend to monster. Nathan ran toward the scuffle in the hopes of once more disarming the conflict, but this time he was too late.

  The creature turned back to Nathan, its face an inhuman mask of apologetic concern. Whatever it had done, it regretted it dearly, but all of that was erased by just how much of Jonathan’s blood covered its mouth.

  “He broke the rules, Nathan. You can’t break the rules.” The thing spat Jonathan’s finger into the grass, globs of blood and shards of bone staining the forest floor.

  Nathan looked around, only to find that the Richards twins had already run off, scattered by the escalating situation. Only he, the creature, and a screaming Jonathan remained, the latter still pinned to the forest floor.

  “Nathan . . . forgive me. I will make it up to you. I will fix this!” the creature pleaded.

  Without breaking eye contact, Nathan backed away slowly, desperately trying not to stumble over the branches and rocks that littered the ground. The creature stood but couldn’t follow, abiding as always by the rules of the game. An eternity passed before Nathan could once more hear the sound of birds in the trees. An eternity of listening to his two best friends, one screaming for his life and the other pleading for his forgiveness. Only when the two voices had faded entirely did he feel safe turning around and running back toward Saint-Ferdinand.

  Later, on his way to his new life, Nathan Joseph Cicero carried something new in his baggage: the weight of his first remorse.

  CROWLEY

  THE SUN IS A TRAITOR, thought Inspector Stephen Crowley as he pushed the trailer door open. It shines bright and cool in the morning but stabs you in the back by the afternoon.

  A putrid stench rolled out of the trailer, enveloping him and his second-in-command like a fog. The foul odor pressed ag
ainst their bodies, refusing to dissipate in the hot and humid air. When they would tell the story later, the two officers would describe the smell as almost tangible. With every whiff, the stench betrayed its source: rotten, moldering flesh. The cops weren’t here by coincidence. They had come to make an arrest, and whatever was giving off the retch-inducing stink would likely become important evidence.

  The day had been so promising. Crowley had planned on taking his son, Daniel, fishing in Magog. The cool breeze on the water would have balanced out the harsh heat and humidity. The sun would have been a glorious luxury instead of a discomfort.

  Summer vacation had just started, and Crowley knew Daniel would have welcomed the opportunity to knock back a few cold ones with his old man. His son wasn’t of drinking age, being just shy of seventeen. However, out in the middle of a lake, supervised by his police inspector father, it wouldn’t have mattered. Instead Crowley was called in just as he was making breakfast so he and Lieutenant Bélanger could make this most unfortunate house call.

  The trailer was as run-down as could be expected. It had been dragged deep into the woods almost two decades ago, and Crowley could see no sign of upkeep since. Every piece was falling apart; even the front doorknob had been replaced by a rusty padlock. All around the trailer, a generous variety of furniture and appliances created an odd forest that contrasted with the majesty of the surrounding trees. Within the piles of junk, the inspector’s trained eye noticed a strange preference toward refrigerators.

  Everyone in Saint-Ferdinand knew the trailer’s owner wasn’t completely sane. Old Sam Finnegan had come from a farm on the outskirts of Knowlton, where he’d lived a quiet life, breeding dogs and raising ducks. There were even some clues that he had been married once. But when he moved to Saint-Ferdinand, there was little trace of that man left. He was but a husk, his eyes distant yet oddly focused. He’d purchased a plot of land from a local farmer and driven his trailer there to rot. It was deep in the woods, with little more than a dirt path leading to it. Finnegan frequently came to town to buy food, stock up on booze, and perform odd jobs for local residents. He never caused any trouble and frequently helped out the locals for favors and a bit of cash. Occasionally, he could be seen muttering to himself. “Eccentric” was what polite townspeople called him.